Top 10 Truyện cười dân gian về thầy đồ hay nhất

In the past, there was a student who was ignorant in his studies, but in life “bad or good, ignorant or eloquent”, everywhere he went, he always appeared on the surface of good writing or words. Some people thought that he was good at words, only to be picked up to teach children.

One day, when I was teaching the book Tam Thien Tu, after the word “deprived” is a sparrow, and the word “mill” is a chicken, the teacher saw that the face of the word had many complicated lines, did not know what to read, the students asked again urgently, the teacher stalked, said Dare: “I’m a child, though auntie”. The teacher is also smart, afraid of making a mistake, those who know will be embarrassed, only ask students to read quietly, however, in their hearts, they are still anxious. Since there was an altar in the house, the teacher came to silently pray for the three yin and yang stations to see if the word was really “even though my aunt”. The earth work for three stations is all three.

Seeing this, the teacher was very pleased, the next day the guard sat on the bed and asked the children to read it aloud. The students obeyed the teacher, the tendons in the neck shouted: “It’s the child despite the aunt… Their father was hoeing the ground in the garden, listening to the sound of learning, surprised, he put his hoe in, opened the book to see, and asked the teacher:

– Damn it! The word “chicken” is a chicken, why did you teach that “unlucky” is a child “although aunty”?

Then the teacher thought to himself: “I’m stupid, and his home’s ancestry is also stupid,” but quickly he said quickly:

– I still know it’s the word “ket”, and “ke” means “chicken”, but I teach that is to teach him to know the other three big chickens.

The more the owner did not understand, asked:

– What does the three big chickens mean?

– So, the thing is! If you are a child, even if you are an aunt, even if you are a peacock sister, a peacock is a chicken!

A teacher often sleeps during the day, but forces his students to stay awake. If he sleeps, he beats him. The student was so angry that he asked:

– You learn letters and must learn the teacher’s character. You often sleep during the day, why don’t you let me sleep during the day?

The teacher replied:

– I don’t sleep during the day, that’s what I dreamed to talk to Mr. Zhou Gong and Confucius!

One day, the teacher slept, the students also slept. The teacher woke up first, immediately shook the student up, scolding:

– How dare you drop out of school and sleep?

The game said:

– Teacher, I’m not sleeping! I had a dream to introduce Mr. Chu Cong and Mr. Confucius!

Angry teacher said:

– You have to meet Mr. Zhou Gong and Mr. Confucius, so what did they say to you?

Answer game:

– They said why didn’t see your teacher come to visit for a long time. I reported that just yesterday you visited him. The two men saw that saying that seemed very angry and told their children: “You go back and tell your teacher not to lie”.

There was a teacher who was very lazy, often making excuses not to teach at all. One day he entered the class and asked his students:

– Do you know what we’re learning today?

The whole class answers:

– No sir!

The teacher was angry.

– Do not know? So what do you guys go to school to do? Elbows on all away!

The students humbly pulled back and discussed with each other that the next time the teacher asked, he would answer and see how he calculated.

The next day, the teacher asked again:

– Do you know what we will learn today?

The whole class answered in unison:

– Yes, I know!

“Now that we know it all, what are we still doing here?” All back!

The students were very angry, so they discussed that if the teacher asked next time, half of the class would answer “yes” and half of the class would answer “no” to see how he calculated.

The next day the teacher asked:

– Do you know what to learn today?

Half of the class answered:

– I know!

Half of the class answered:

– No!

– Then the ones who know stay and teach those who don’t, and I’m back!

A teacher sat teaching in the other house. Someone in the house is sick. The owner of the house ran to invite the shaman forever and couldn’t, so he had to ask the guru to make offerings. The offerings must have the scent of yellow, white, and banana. After choosing a good day, the night came, the host asked:

– How much do you have to pay, sir?

The master, who was a glutton, said:

– As many stars as you can count outdoors, pay as much as you can!

Unexpectedly that day it was cloudy, the owner looked in for a while and said: “It’s too dark, sir, there is only one star!”.

The teacher was startled, but quickly said:

– Yes, you can pay one account, but take the bag and close it!

This teacher is inherently greedy. That day, someone invited him to a dinner party, and the teacher sent a small student to accompany him. Arriving at the place, the teacher sat in the chair and asked his students to stand next to him. Seeing that there were many left cakes in the tray, my stomach was full, but the teacher wanted to pocket a few. Afraid that the public would lose face, the teacher took the cake and casually gave it to his students, saying:

– Hey, I take it!

While giving it, the teacher just flashed the signal to take it back to him.

The student did not understand the profound wink of the teacher, thinking that the teacher was real, he immediately peeled it off and ate it.

When he saw it, he was very angry, but in the midst of many people, he did not dare to scold. By the time he left, the teacher still regretted some cakes, wanted to find an excuse to take revenge on his students. When two teachers and students were walking together, the teacher angrily scolded the student:

– Are you my brother or sister, how dare you go on an equal footing with me?

Fear, hurry hurry up front. The teacher snapped again:

– Are you my father, how dare you go before me?

The game lags behind. The teacher shouted again:

– I’m not a prisoner that you have to go behind to escort.

The bewildered game turned back and said:

– Muttering, I will scold you no matter how I go, so please tell me what to do?

The master did not hesitate any longer and said:

– Where’s my cake…?

The teacher was sitting hard to write the article, the wife came next to him and said:

– Would you take a larger paper to write better?”.

The disciple was pleased, thinking that his wife praised his literary talent, the literature was abundant, and the small paper was not enough to copy, but also asked again:

– How did she say that?

The wife calmly said:
– You don’t know how to calculate anything, large-size paper is discarded and packaged, but small-size paper can’t be used.

There is a teacher teaching students in that house. That day, the family had an anniversary, a table, and porridge were displayed on the table. He loves to eat tea, he just ate two bowls at a time. The owner of the house did not say anything because he was afraid that the teacher would be embarrassed.

Unfortunately, he ate a bowl of tea with dead flies. At night, his stomach hurt, he tried to hold back because he was afraid of bad dogs, but at night he couldn’t stand it, so he had to put it in the casket he always carried with him.

In the morning, the sky was still dim, he took the casket and brought it to the field to empty the debt for the missing. When he got to the door, he was greeted by the owner of the house, the owner was afraid that he would be embarrassed because of the tea incident, so he looked elsewhere, so he tried to hold back and begged:

– Please stay, don’t go. There’s nothing you have to do…

The teacher quickly said:

– No, it’s nothing. I’ll be out here for a while and then right back.

Thinking the teacher was lying, the landlord pulled even more fiercely:

– Don’t go. The teacher told me to go home immediately, but I still brought the casket with me. If so, then I’ll reply here!

Having said that, his hand grabbed the casket. The teacher panicked, pulled the casket back, the owner decided not to let go. The two sides pulled together, the teacher was able to pull it but it was too strong, he lost his momentum and fell, causing the casket to splash out.

There is a very good and honorable astrologer. One day, someone invited the teacher to his house to play. When he went, the teacher sent a student to follow him. When the teacher came, the host graciously asked:

– The teacher is tired from the long journey, we are so embarrassed!

The teacher was tired, but he still said:

– From home to here, there is nothing hard about driving!

The student looked at the teacher as if regretfully saying:

“If only at that time, the teacher had given him a dime, I would have come here earlier and not much more tired.”

The teacher’s face fell, the slave brother knew he had made a mistake, and the owner of the house smiled. At home, the teacher scolded:

– Who allowed you to stick your mouth in? From now on, if I don’t ask and open my mouth, I’ll just die.

One day, the teacher’s house had an anniversary. Everyone came in large numbers, only one man was missing. After waiting for a while, the teacher sent his students to invite him again. The student walked away for a while and then quietly went to the kitchen without saying anything. After waiting for a long time, the teacher impatiently thought that the student had not yet invited him, so he called up and asked:

– Have you invited yet?

– Yes, I’m gone!

The teacher thought that the other guest was coming, and leisurely sat down to talk with the other men. Too late, the table was cold, but still did not see the other man. The teacher was very angry and called the student to ask:

– Have you come to see him?

– Yes yes!

– So what did he say?

– Yes, he said he had a cold today, please forgive him and everyone for not coming!

The teacher was very angry.

– Why didn’t you tell me when you got back?

– Yes, teacher, you didn’t tell me to ask what you were told!

There was a teacher teaching in the other house, on a happy day, the owner of the house wanted a bowl of honey donuts. The teacher ate all the cake but still had a craving, seeing that there was still a lot of fat and honey on the plate, it was a pity, but it wouldn’t be convenient to stick out your tongue in front of the students. The teacher thought for a long time, suddenly came up with a plan, immediately sat up straight, one hand supported the casket, the other hand beat the whipping rattan whip while shaking his thighs while loudly conveying to his students:

– Hey, now I’ll give you these words, whoever can’t speak I’ll spank, listen!

The students quickly sat down, looking at the teacher, worried.

The teacher shook his thigh, leisurely licked a line in the middle of the plate, and then asked:

– What is this letter?

The students were bewildered, wanted to laugh but did not dare to open their teeth.

The teacher may shout:

– I don’t even know the most words, they are so stupid!

Looking back in the plate, seeing that there was still a lot of honey, the teacher licked it along another line, then raised it and asked:

– What is this word?

Students looked at each other with green eyes. The teacher beat the whip and hit a “hump” and shouted:

– My food! The word “cross” you know!

But still honey, the teacher shook his thigh, licked around the plate, and asked:

– What is this other word? Whoever can’t speak, I’ll beat him!

The whole class was silent… The teacher threw his whip on the bed, shouting:

– The word “fill” but no one knows!

Looking at the plate, which was clean, the teacher immediately put it down and said:

– Let them fly away.

There is a teacher or blamer. One day during a class, someone asked the teacher’s permission to let a student leave the class because there was an anniversary at home. The teacher immediately sent the student home. During that day, whoever invited him to go anywhere, he did not go. I am sure that today, I will have a full meal, why can’t the student’s family invite me!

Fuck! After waiting for the day, no one came to invite me. In the evening, it was pouring rain outside, inside the house, the teacher still kept the lights on, waiting for the invitation. The later it gets, the colder the wind blows, so I can’t wait to see it, so I have to turn off the lights and go to sleep. However, he still couldn’t sleep. But the teacher’s eyes did not follow the will of the seer. It kept chirping, slowly, the master fell asleep. Suddenly there was a sound of the curtain, and the teacher jumped up in surprise. As if there was a flag fluttering in his stomach, the teacher asked:

– Why are you so late? So late?…

Still no reply. The magician turned on the light to see, but saw no one, only a wet dog standing by the curtain, tail wagging, eyes glazed over at the owner.

The teacher was so angry, his stomach told him: “You have to give this guy a new lesson tomorrow morning! Poor thing!”.

The next morning, the class continued as usual, students came to class full. During the lesson, a certain student opened his book, pointed to the first word of the first line, the lesson he had just written, and asked him:

– Teacher, what word is this?

– The word “bad”.

The teacher always explained: “bad is bad”. The student did not understand what the teacher meant, so he calmly learned: “bad is bad”, “bad is bad”. Asked for the second word, the teacher still said it was “bad” and also explained “bad is bad”. The third, fourth, and fifth letters, the teacher said the same thing. On the sixth word, as soon as he heard the teacher say that it was also a “bad” word, the student asked bewilderedly:

– Teacher, it’s bad, isn’t it?

With a voice like a whip in his mouth, the teacher replied:

– Yes, your family is bad for them, not just the goods!!!