Top 10 Truyện cười về quan xử kiện hay nhất

The other village had a famous attorney who was good at handling lawsuits.

One day, Cai and Ngo had a fight, then brought each other to sue. Worried about being so poor, he gave the teacher five dong in advance. Corn tea leaves the ten dong.

During the trial, the lawyer said:

– The Cai hit Ngo more painfully, punishing him with a dozen lashes.

Cai quickly spread five fingers, looked up at the teacher and whispered:

– Please reconsider, it should be about you!

The teacher also spread the five fingers of his left hand over the five fingers of his right hand, saying:

– I know you have to… but it has to be… equal to you two!

A thief was caught stealing a buffalo. People closed the district league. The district official asked:

– Do you dare to enter people’s houses at night and steal buffalo?

It said, pitifully:

– I feel sorry for you. I just took the rope.

Quan asked again:

– So, does the end of the rope have a buffalo?

The thief said:

– Secretly, that buffalo is tied by the owner, but I don’t tie it.

A brother, who had an anniversary, his wife had just finished making a feast and placed it on the altar when a fly came and landed on the meat plate. The wife hastily exclaims:
– Stop dead! A tray of rice to offer to grandparents that you don’t watch carefully so that flies can land on it, making it unclean!
When the husband heard that, he was very angry with the fly. He thought to himself: The sincere couple can make a tray of rice that the fly has defiled, and now that they have sacrificed, they do not return to enjoy it, so they went to the district to cry:
– Bowing to the great mandarin, we worked hard all year round to make a tray of rice to offer to our grandparents, but the fly swooped in and defiled everything. Please judge the crime thanks. After hearing this, Quan said:
– I give you permission from now on, wherever you see him, just beat him to death.
Quan just let go of his words, when a fly came and landed on his cheek.
The other man saw it, closed his mouth, stretched out his hand and slapped the officer’s face:
– Your father! It died with you yet!

On earth, a pig was slaughtered. Its soul cried out to the King of Hell. King of Hell asked:

– How is the injustice of your family, please tell me clearly?

– Their people take their children to be slaughtered.

– Okay! Please declare clearly. How did they make meat?

– Yes, first of all, they tied me up and pushed me on my back. Done pour boiling water over the child, shave.

– And then?

– Shaved clean, they cut open. Meat, they cut each piece, their bones cut into small pieces, put in the basket. Then, pour the fat in the pan, fry the onions until fragrant, add salt and fish sauce, and stir-fry.

– Stop, stop! Say no more that I want!

There are no lights on the street. In the evening, the government officials stumbled upon people, very angry. In the morning, the mandarin announced: “Whoever walks at night must carry a lamp”.

That night, when he was walking, he tripped over someone. Quan asked:

– You don’t read the notice?

The other replied:

– I can read.

– Then why don’t you take the light?

– Yes, I have a light.

– Then why are there no candles in the lamp?

– In the banquet, only saw that he was holding a lamp, but did not see a candle.

When the mandarin returned home, the next morning he announced again: “Whoever goes at night must carry a lamp, and a candle must be placed in the lamp”.

That night, when he was walking, he tripped over someone. The mandarin rebuked:

– Why are there no lights and candles at night?

The other replied:

– Well, I have enough lights and candles!

– Then why don’t you light a candle?

– Bam, because in the notice, there is no mention of lighting a candle.

The mandarin’s office returned, and the next day he announced: “Whoever goes at night must carry a lamp, candles must be placed in the lamp, and candles must be lit”.

But the next day, in the middle of the night, the mandarin came across a man who had a lamp and a candle but had already lit all the candles. Guan rebuked.

The other said:

– Well, in the notice, I don’t see that every candle has to be followed by another candle!

A man just bought a cow. At night, when he went to bed, he locked the stables carefully and then put the cot in the middle of the entrance and slept. Yet at night, thieves still came in and took his cows. Heartbroken, he submitted:

– Secret Service, they must have led the cows under the cot to come out.

Quan heard that it was absurd and laughed:

– A cow is not a dog, a cat can’t get under the cot!

– Yes, mandarin, then which way do they lead my cows? In the morning, when I woke up, my cot was still left in the same place, blocking the entrance there!

– You idiot! You slept soundly, they carried your cot to lie on one side, took the cow out and then carried it back to the old place…

The other person seemed to understand, saying:

– Well, so the official colluded with the thieves, so that’s why it’s so obvious!

There is a district official who flatters his superiors to get promoted quickly. One of the mandarins he often used to be was the murder of Nguyen Van Tieu, known as the Tieu trial.

In order to flatter the mandarin, he ordered the people of the district not to say “pepper” for example, for example, pepper is said to be chili seed… Anyone who sees someone who disobeys orders is allowed to slap three times in the mouth. pain, and then submit to the criminal justice. The order made Xien hate the district officials even more. He brought some tattered clothes and begged him to worship. Quan asked what was the matter, Xien said that the family was too poor, the family only had a few torn clothes, so he asked the mandarin to take some money back to make a living. Immediately, the mandarin became angry and yelled at him, because in the past has anyone dared to sell torn clothes to the mandarin? Waiting for the mandarin to calm down, Xien said:

– Yes, sir, please have mercy on this poor student, who has nothing to do with the name of a gentleman…

– What soldier are you! The martyrs and the dead warriors!
Confession of love:
– Yes, Khong Minh is difficult for Khong Minh to hold!
Hearing the puzzling sentence, the man frowned and thought for a moment before realizing his scolding: “The gentleman and the gentleman are late” with Xien’s confession: “Kong Minh is difficult for Khong Minh to take” has made a couple of good sentences. great. Xien’s coffin was given a reward, but he chose for the money buried in the ground for a long time to rust. Xien took the money, took a coin and slammed it on the ground, heard the sound of branches, then said:
– Secretly, this money can’t be “chili”!
Quan accidentally scolded:
– Are you crazy! Can’t spend this money?
Just waiting for that, Xien immediately slapped the mandarin three slaps in the mouth like heaven. Hailing the soldiers to tie them up, Xien stopped them and said:
“I’m sure you haven’t forgotten the order to abstain from the name of the magistrate you just issued.” I did so only to carry out that order of yours.

A brother when he lived in debt was too much, when he died in the underworld, the creditors filed a lawsuit against King Pluto. The King of Hell looked up the book and saw such a result, forcing him to turn into a buffalo to pay his debt.

He begs:

– I borrowed them all for ten francs, but they are very cruel. They made the debt owed to me by my mother, heavy interest, and then entered the capital, I have paid it for many years, but the debt has not been paid off. Now turning into a buffalo life, it’s not over. Please let me be their father, only luck will pay them off!

The King of Hell asked in surprise:

– What does it mean?

– Being a buffalo is only limited, but being their father not only has to take care of them for the rest of their lives, when they die, they will have thousands and thousands of silver coins, but also leave them all. One more thing, they squeeze people’s throats, people keep calling their father and people swear. If that’s the case, then maybe I’ll pay off the debt

There was a scholar who told lies, his stories were so magical that many people already knew his character and were still deceived. Thanks to that talent, he was famous throughout the region. The rumor has come to the official. Quan asked to come to the house, pointed to the pile of money and the whip on the table:

– Heard you say you’re very clever, so many people have been deceived by you for a long time. Now, if you make up something to deceive me, I will reward you with thirty francs. If you’re weak, you can’t cheat, you have the other whip, but I’ll give you thirty whips!

The other man scratched his head and scratched his ears, muttering:

– O great mandarin, the heavenly lamp shines! I have a bad reputation. I never dared to make up anything! Originally, I had a great-great-grandfather who went to China as a missionary, and brought back a set of books that told me all kinds of strange stories. I found it interesting and told it, but no one believed it and kept saying that I was lying.

That sentence aroused the curiosity of the mandarin, and he immediately said:

– Really? So can you lend it to me?

– One hundred prostrations to the great mandarin, please pardon… I don’t have that book. I made it up!

There was a soldier going far away, when a friend came to visit, he asked his friend to bring home a hundred francs money and a letter for his wife. In the middle of the road, the friend curiously opened the letter to see. Not seeing how much the deposit margin was, only seeing four dogs, a bagua, two goats, and a cymbal, he had the idea to eat less. When he got there, he only gave your wife the letter and forty francs.

The wife saw the letter, knew she was short of money, so she went to the government to ask for arbitration. Quan asked:

– Your husband sent people forty francs of money, they brought it to their hands, what else is there to sue?

The wife said:

– Big secret! He eats less! My husband sent the other one hundred francs!

– How do you know?

– Big secret! My husband’s letter is clearly written, please see the letter and it will be clear.

Quan opened the strange letter to see, did not understand anything, then asked:

– What does it mean? The letter has no meaning at all, how do you know that your husband sent a hundred francs?

– Big secret, husband and children clearly out there. Four dogs are four dogs, nine dogs are nine, four nine three six. Eight trigrams, eight hexagrams, each hexagram eight tiles, eight eight six four. Thirty-six versus sixty-four, isn’t that a hundred francs?

Quan thinks it’s right, make the other guy pay the other money. But he still wondered, asked:

– What do you mean by the two goats and the cymbal?

The other sister was embarrassed, her cheeks were red, and she smiled, but did not speak. Quan asked until he said:

– Big secret, doesn’t mean anything! My house is just a joke.

– How funny, must say!

– The big mandarin, two goats and a cymbal are my family’s promise that on the New Year’s Eve, my family will come to visit you!

Only then did the mandarin realize that he was not as bright as a woman who had not studied at all!